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March 22 2017

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Amber Rogers is officially my favorite person ever

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is this a callout post





i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

My ankles never twist.  I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away.  I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button.  I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break.  My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots.  I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have.  Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.

this is the cutest post i have ever read…

Nooo I’ve actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I’ve never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they’re illogically lucky at?

every red light i encounter turns green as i roll up which is a PAIN IN THE ASS WHEN I NEEDED THAT RED LIGHT TO READ THE DIRECTIONS

March 21 2017

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Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

That sounds about right for Mythbusters.


- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing
- Blendo was so strong and dangerous (for throwing debris into the audience) that The Boys were asked to withdraw it in exchange for a co champion title
- they re-entered Blendo years later when the protective wall was much higher. It was once again asked to be withdrawn for a co champion title for the same reason.
- copy cat Blendos started appearing and would tear each other apart
- Blendo is in the robot hall of fame
- Blendo is too strong and powerful

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March 20 2017

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Researchers "Translate" Bat Talk. Turns Out, They Argue—A Lot



The four most common sounds roosting bats make at each other are apparently:

  • Disputes over food
  • Disputes over roosting position
  • Disputes over “unwanted male advances”
  • Disputes over being too close together

Bat Phrasebook:
1. Hands off my lunch
2. Butts off my chair
3. Fuck off
4. You can fuck off too

I just farted in my wallet.




Now I have gas money.

What song is this Nicki verse from?

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I added some fake dance classes to a local dance studio


person: there’s something i have to tell you 
my anxiety: *the pink panther theme* 

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what the fuck do you want

March 19 2017

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A final response to the “Tell me why Trump is a fascist” by marisam7 on Reddit.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/4teoxl/a_final_response_to_the_tell_me_why_trump_is_a/

I’m pretty sure no sane human needs more information to vote for someone else and prevent the next dictatorship.

have this saved so I can spill scalding tea all over others


Guys La Fou was a false alarm it’s totally okay please go see Beauty and the Beast I’m BEGGING YOU

Disney took an already queer-coded villain, redeemed him, and then gave him a happy ending. I don’t want to spoil anything beyond that because he is so good and the comment about being “confused” isn’t about him questioning his feelings for a dude. Just for THIS dude. 

I’m so happy?? I cried you guys. What a gorgeous movie that I am going to own the very second I can get my grubby hands on it.





“asexual characters are so boring! no-one would want to read/watch something with an asexual main character!”





The protagonist of literally the most successful manga series ever is asexual. 

I’m actually really surprised that this is the first I’ve ever heard of this?

Friendly reminder that someone’s personality is not justified by their sexuality.

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Anahit: The Queen Who Made the King Get a Job (Armenian Folk Tale)

Full entry (with footnotes) here. Book here. Patreon here. Art notes and whatnot after the cut - but real quick:

Yes, she already has her own animated princess movie. It’s not in English. It was posted in full by the animation studio here, so I hope it’s okay to embed it:

This version seemingly takes some liberties. Her uncle is in league with some shadow demon, there’s a talking dog, and her horse turns into this fiery magic flying creature…? I don’t know.

Keep reading


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TRAPPIST - 1 by Guillem H. Pongiluppi

Oh I wanna live on the green one. Very on brand for me.

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